You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about ?

You deserve what you accept.

Everybody is somebody's weirdo.

What would Scooby Do ?

Say no to negativity.

Too much pluribus, not enough unum.

Radiation fades your genes.

The earth belongs to anyone who stops for a moment, gazes, and goes on his way......    Colette

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.   George Moore

Don't Panic.  Douglas Adams

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

Club sandwiches, not seals.

Draft beer, not people.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

Half the people you know are above average.

There is not one shred of evidence supporting the notion that life is serious.

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's the best flick you ever saw.

The world is your playground. Why aren't you playing ?

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, politicians are from Uranus.